When the hard part begins.
An excuse to hog, hog and hog your way through pregnancy.
One of those things a pregnant woman has to take her
doctor's word for.
Fear of making it into the Guinness Book of World
Records for "Most Stretch Marks."
The first three months of pregnancy when you wonder,
"Is it too late to hire a surrogate mother?"
What a pregnant woman wears to show people there's
a reason she's fat.
1. The birth of a baby.
2. The fact that you lived to tell about it.
The amount of time it takes for a nine-month pregnant
woman to get out of a chair.
When your life was still your own.
Final effort to get a ten-pound baby through an opening
the size of a dime. }
The time when you ask the question, "Will my
husband notice if I eat this gallon of ice cream and
the dish of biryani before he gets home?"
The final months of pregnancy when you wonder, "How
much longer can I keep from waddling?"